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iamfr33man:

NYARUKO STOP

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  1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  17. DC: Wait-
  18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  19. DC: I didn't-
  20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  22. Marvel: PEACE
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mrowlsleeps:

Hahaha me whenever i do arena in wow HAHAHAHAH

mrowlsleeps:

Hahaha me whenever i do arena in wow HAHAHAHAH

Posted 18 hours ago

kouhas:

"No man would be able to resist falling in love with you if someone like you was this kind to him."

(Source: kouhas)

Posted 19 hours ago
keitoeverything:

everybody look at Chitoge in a little panda hoodie
how adorable is that

keitoeverything:

everybody look at Chitoge in a little panda hoodie

how adorable is that

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itsflytobechey:

I would be willing to listen to James Earl Jones’ speeches every single day.

(Source: sandandglass)

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mahoutsukai-no-sekai:

This moment make me laugh hard XD

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angrywashboards:

Everytime I try to act "cool"…

angrywashboards:

Everytime I try to act "cool"

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